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hot summer night, no air
small field stone church made by the congergation. maybe a hundred and twenty-five people would fit if none were pregnate, several were children and the others, well let's say no one was singing at the opera. the place is packed. the windows are open but there is no breeze. the music starts, the back doors open and here comes the bride. everyone turns but no one rises (back then, they didn't get up all the time). i don't if you ladies can identify with this but have ever felt like you were in front of a whole lot of people, they were looking directly at you and your fly was open? this gal didn't have a fly on her gown but she felt this way. as she stepped into the church a large alley cat followed her. with each step she took, the cat took one also. with each step down the asile the laughter increased and she turned a deeper shade of red. finally the cat past a pew on the bride's side with about five guys sitting there, that's about width of it. one reached down and picked up the cat by the back of the neck and past it over to the next guy and so on. i think that even the priest was break dancing at this point, remember the blushing bride is clueless. back to the cat, finally the last guy, the one next to the window holds the cat out the window. now the church was small but it was elevated a little. with his arm out straight, he is holding this cat all the way out in space. the bride starts up the alter steps. the cat looks down, four feet and a tail go straight. bye-bye sylvester. guest rolling in the aisle laughing.
my philosophy is that i am in the expression business. sometimes be careful what you ask for.
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