I had to Laugh

[patmoore]

Darn. It was yesterday and we missed it.........

[Garry]

That's a good one. Gave me a much needed laugh. Thanks.

[patmoore]

QUOTE Garry commented
1 hour ago
That's a good one. Gave me a much needed laugh. Thanks.
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That was the local queue for toilet paper.....

[mikew]

[mikew]

[Garry]

Good one.

[mikew]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 47 and 52.
We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my bike.
OFFICER : What kind of bike was it?
Husband : A 2008 suzuki gsxr 750 orange and black, Ohlins rear performance shock
Arrow slip on exhaust
Custom powder coated rims
Pazzo short levers
Yoshimura engine case savers
Braided brake lines
Under-tail kit
Michelin dual compound tires
HID headlight
Tinted windscreen...
At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your bike.

[mikew]

[patmoore]

To be or not to be - Shakespeare
To do or to be - Sartre
To be or to do- Voltaire
To be do be do- Sinatra

[mikew]

[mikew]

[Thai-Mike]

[Garry]

very amusing.

[patmoore]

[Garry]

Ooh! That could be very painful

[mikew]

[mikew]

[mikew]

I have the greatest respect and admiration for this guy but this made me laugh

[Thai-Mike]