I had to Laugh

[mikew]

[mikew]

[Thai-Mike]

[patmoore]

What' do a MIssissippi divorce and a tornado have in common?

Someone's going to lose a mobile home.....

[mikew]

[Caz]

No picture for this one - just seen on Facebook...

Well that was fun, just been into Tesco, - they had no toilet paper at all.

Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.

Walking back to the toilets with my jeans around my ankles was a walk I never want to do again..

[Rodbender]

Senior Exercises The Doc told me to start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following: Monday Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the walls Wade through the morning paper Tuesday Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains out of mole hills Hit the nail on the head Wednesday Bend over backwards Jump on the Band Wagon Run around in circles Thursday Advise Prime Minister on how to run the country.. Toot my own horn.. Pull out all the stops.. Add fuel to the fire.. Friday Open a can of worms.. Put my foot in my mouth.. Start the ball rolling.. Go over the edge.. Saturday Kneel in prayer.. Bow my head in thanksgiving.. Uplift my hands in praise.. Hug someone and encourage them.. Sunday Pick up the pieces.. What a Workout!

[Rodbender]

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

[mikew]

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

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[mikew]

[Garry]

No picture for this one - just seen on Facebook...

Well that was fun, just been into Tesco, - they had no toilet paper at all.

Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.

Walking back to the toilets with my jeans around my ankles was a walk I never want to do again..

Funniest joke I have heard for ages. Had to share that one.

[Caz]

[mikew]

[mikew]

[Rodbender]

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. > The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." > "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. > "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. > "I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" > "Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?" > "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." > The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. > So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. > The same thing happens for two weeks. > Then one day the circus comes to town. > The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" > "Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." > So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." > "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?" > "At the circus," says the barman. > "The circus?" repeats the duck. > "That's right," replies the barman. > "The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?" > "Yeah," the barman replies. > "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck. > "Of course," the barman replies. > "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. > "That's right!" says the barman. > The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . . > . > > > . > > > > > . > > > > > > > . > > > > > . > > > > > > "What the HELL would they want with a plasterer??!">

[patmoore]

Penny and I set out Friday for a six week trip to the American Southwest to tour the National Parks. Yesterday we turned around and headed back home. I put this on Facebook this morning.

For some reason I still can't upload full size images.