Menu descriptions

[mike_j]

Having had many a formal meal in my undistinguished professional career and being faced with another next week I find I'm getting cynical about restaurants that appear to charge by the number of adjectives in the menu description.

Please post your favourites, however cynical

A couple of mine

Description: Dew fresh morning picked

Meaning: after the morning irrigation and before lunch - 4 days ago - in Spain

Description: Fillet of corn fed Irish chicken in sage and onion confit served in a natural jus

Meaning: Marks and Spencer chicken breast with stuffing and gravy

Description: locally sourced wild game in red wine reduction

Meaning: Roadkill stewed in the dregs of carafes of house vinegar (sorry - wine)


Please add your own translations

[Barr1e]

Re: Menu descriptions

The new range:



IMO the cod fillets are rather tasty.


Regards. Barr1e