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Rhett, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Rhett and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Rhett said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Rhett placed a $50 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $50 to Rhett, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Rhett replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Rhett took the money.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Rhett and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Rhett said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Rhett placed a $50 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $50 to Rhett, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Rhett replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Rhett took the money.