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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a lollypop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
An ambulance just drove by.'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he called out.
Matt's riding a new bike....'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
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'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.'
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
An ambulance just drove by.'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he called out.
Matt's riding a new bike....'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
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'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.'
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