Statue

[Barr1e]

A Yorkshireman ...walks into a jewellers shop
(in Yorkshire...usually situated between the pub and the pie shop)...

"Can tha mek me a gold statue o mi dog?"


"Aye...reckon a can"...says the jeweller..."Does want it eighteen carat?"


"Neigh" says the man...












































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"I want it chewin a bone..."

[jojo]

Re: Statue

Oh, dear oh dear, that took some working out Barr1e - especially as my finger almost gave up scrolling for the punchline!

jo - good weekend chuckle though!

[Gez]

Re: Statue

Barrie,
Tha nows a ough't be put out by thee using a Yorkshireman all the time.
Anyone would think this summat wrong way we speak.
Gez