Just for the sake of it.

[Gez]

Holy Water


A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'


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[yoshi]

Re: Just for the sake of it.

rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'


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hmmmm....so wine red is not a "belly colour" but a "berry colour"!?

Sorry, off the topic but after reading this, I realized my mistake (spelling error) on another thread ...

the oil looks like quite powerful btw... I wonder why you know that


yoshi

[Gez]

Re: Just for the sake of it.

Getting mixed up between "belly colour" and "berry colour" indicates to me that you must hang about with some very strange women?
Gez.

[Gina]

Re: Just for the sake of it.

LOL made me laugh - thanks.

THE 84 YEAR-OLD BRIDE
The local news station was interviewing an 84-year old lady because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time.

The interviewer then asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be married again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director she answered".

"Interesting the newsman thought".

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments needing to reflect on all those years.

After a short time a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, a circus ringmaster when she was in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her quite astonished and asked her why she had married four men with such diverse carreers.

"Easy son", she smiled. I married one for the money.... two for the show.... three to get ready..... and four to go!

[Gez]

Re: Just for the sake of it.

Brilliant!
Gez