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A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar.
"I say barman old chap, may I have a pint of your finest lager"
"Of course Sir, coming right up"
The barman serves him and they get talking. Eventually the piece of black tarmac says his goodbyes and leaves. The barman remarks to himself what a nice, friendly piece of tarmac he's just been talking to.
Next day a piece of red tarmac wanders in
"You, baldy gimme a pint right now".
Serves the pint. The piece of red tarmac abuses the barman and other customers, threatens to kill someone, ends up getting thrown out by the bouncers.
Next day the piece of black tarmac comes back. The barman says
"You know we had a piece of red tarmac in here yesterday. Complete opposite of you, caused loads of trouble, had to throw him out"
The black tarmac says
"Oh yes, I know him, a right cyclepath that one".
"I say barman old chap, may I have a pint of your finest lager"
"Of course Sir, coming right up"
The barman serves him and they get talking. Eventually the piece of black tarmac says his goodbyes and leaves. The barman remarks to himself what a nice, friendly piece of tarmac he's just been talking to.
Next day a piece of red tarmac wanders in
"You, baldy gimme a pint right now".
Serves the pint. The piece of red tarmac abuses the barman and other customers, threatens to kill someone, ends up getting thrown out by the bouncers.
Next day the piece of black tarmac comes back. The barman says
"You know we had a piece of red tarmac in here yesterday. Complete opposite of you, caused loads of trouble, had to throw him out"
The black tarmac says
"Oh yes, I know him, a right cyclepath that one".
Oh, that was definitely groan-worthy Barr1e !!
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