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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"
.......and that's when the fight started.
So there we are, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?"
.......and that's when the fight started.
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