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Urologist. (Joke)
A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room
he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more
than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing hysterically.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.
" I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"
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"It's swollen," the man replied
he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more
than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing hysterically.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.
" I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"
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"It's swollen," the man replied