Horseburgers (UK humour)

[Barr1e]

Just another hurdle for Tescos


I feel sorry for Tesco's

his has really saddled them with a problem


Just another hurdle to get over at the end of the day


Horse meet in Tesco burgers!! Its been in there a furlong time!


If Tesco cannot see the deep problem it now has they must be blinkered.


It may handicap sales for some time.


The TESCO burger I had for lunch has given me the trots.


The latest TESCO burger is low in fat, high in Shergar.


Tesco burgers form part of a stable diet.


Tesco's mini burgers have been removed from their finest hors d'oeuvres range, they can now be found under starters orders.


All these horse-burger jokes are beginning to nag me now.


That DNA report was designed to stirrup trouble if you ask me.


Just another hurdle for Tescos


After the burger at lunchtime I am feeling a little hoarse this evening.


I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food & the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger.

So I had a fiver each way .

[John Perriment]

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Wish I hadn't viewed this thread, I've strained muscles in my chest and back and it's agony when I laugh.

It does explain why I have nightmares if I eat burgers just before bedtime.

Mind you, a recent gallop poll shows most people don't care.

But now, when we retire we'll really be put out to pasture.

[John Perriment]

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By the way, I hear the latest TV chef to get his own series is John McCririck.

[John Perriment]

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Just a thought, if Shergar really did end up in a burger it gives a whole new meaning to fast food.

[Autumn]

[Graham_of_Rainham]

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The bloke on the meat counter chased me out the store when I asked for a Filly Steak...

[veggiesosage]

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And the veggieburgers have been found to be contaminated with uniquorn...

[devilgas]

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think i had a visit from the mafia last night. they left a burger on my bed.

[Pops]

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Hilarious ... it didn't take long

[Ian]

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I checked my fridge and found some Tesco burgers in there - and yes the sell-by date had expired - and... THEY'RE OFF!

Actually after eating them against sane advice I fell ill and had to be admitted to hospital. The good news is that I'm in a stable condition.

I didn't have the trots - it was more like the gallops.

Yes - I'm making these up... on the hoof

Ian

[Graham_of_Rainham]

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T Beef or not to Beef - That is the equestrian

[David M]

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Tescos premium burgers to be rebranded as Grand National Burgers.

[veggiesosage]

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Can't find a Tesco's burger for love nor money following the horsemeat scandal. Been told to try their meatballs instead. Apparently they're the dogs b******s...

[JSR]

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I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food & the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger.

So I had a fiver each way .

A fiver's no good. You'd have done better putting a pony on it.

I bet the Tesco's butchers feel an ass now (no change there, then).

I did hear that Health & Safety had decreed that all Tesco staff should wear mules.

Oh... and drive Mustangs.

[Graham_of_Rainham]

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If they were to use Dog in the products sold in China, they could use the slogan:

Every Litter Helps